WIFE: Did you know that Kelly Loeffler was rated the most conservative Senator in America?
HUSBAND: Yep, she's more conservative than Attila the Hun.
CUT TO SCENE: Headquarters of Attila the Hun, who was ruler of the Hunnic Empire during a reign of terror that pushed back Roman expansion and conquered vast parts of Asia and eastern Europe.
"Hmph-rr," Atilla says from a makeshift throne.
"Fight China, got it," answers a note-taker sitting at his feet.
"Hylt-grr," Atilla commands.
"Attack big government. Yeah," responds the lowly aide.
"Drr-schfl," Atilla answers.
"Eliminate the liberal scribes," translates the staffer, before turning to the camera. "Uh oh."
NARRATOR: "More conservative than Attila the Hun. Kelly Loeffler, 100% Trump voting record."
CUT TO SCENE: Kelly Loeffler with Donald Trump.
TEXT: Kelly Loeffler. Ranked most conservative Senator in America.
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